If I were!

If I were a beginning, I would be:- a new born leaf
If I were a month, I would be: -December
If I were a day of the week, I would be :– Thursday
If I were a time of day, I would be: - Night
If I were a planet, I would be:-Earth
If I were a season, I would be:- Winter
If I were a sea animal, I would be:- Dophin
If I were a direction, I would be:-Parallel
If I were a piece of furniture, I would be:-an old armchair
If I were a sin, I would be:-pride
If I were a liquid, I would be:-raindrops
If I were a fraud/scare, I would be:-"Peter the Cheater"
If I were a gem, I would be:-Jade
If I were a tree, I would be:-Willow
If I were a tool, I would be –a hammer
If I were a flower/plant, I would be:- A red rose
If I were a kind of weather, I would be:-A thunderstorm at night
If I were a musical instrument, I would be:-a guitar
If I were an animal, I would be:- Tiger
If I were an emotion, I would be:-sadness
If I were a vegetable, I would be:-asparagus
If I were a sound, I would be:-the echoes of the distant murmur of civilization
I were an element, I would be:-Water
If I were a car, I would be:-Mercedes Benz
If I were a song, I would be:-Imagine
If I were a food, I would be:-Luchi
If I were a place, I would be:-Calcutta
If I were a material, I would be:-cotton
If I were a taste, I would be:-hot
If I were a scent, I would be:-FCUK!
If I were a religion, I would be:- Knowledge
If I were a sentence, I would be:-life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans.
If I were a body part, I would be:-the eyes.
If I were a facial expression, I would be:-a smile
If I were a subject in college, I would be:-African American poetry
If I were a shape, I would be:-rectangukar
If I were a quantity, I would be:-one lightyears
If I were a colour, I would be:-black
If I were a thing, I would be:-a laptop
If I were a landmass, I would be:-an island in costa rica
If I were a book, I would be:-the little prince
If I were a monument, I would be:-the taj Mahal
If I were an artist, I would be:-a pencil sketcher
If I were a collection of poems, I would be:-"The Four Quartets"
If I were a landscape, I would be:-the foothills of himalayas
If I were a watch, I would be.- Big Ben
If I were God, I would be:-not let humans suffer.
If I were a vowel, I would be: U
If I were a consonant, I would be: N
If I were a formula, I would be:-1/Cos C = Sexy!
If I were a Science, I would be:-Psychology
If I were a theory, I would be:-making every students life painful
If I were a famous person, I would be.:-Albert Einstein
If I were an electronic equipment, I would be:- an amplifier
If I were sport, I would be:-Chess
If I were a movie, I would be:-Aparajito
If I were a cartoon, I would be:-Tintin
If I were an explorer, I would be:-Christopher Columbus
If I were a scientist, I would be:-a member of the White House!
If I were a relation, I would be:-a son
If I were a river, I would be:-Ganga
If I were intoxication, I would be:-turn every dinner party into a serious brawl!
If I were alone, I would be:-lonely
If I were a question, then I would be:-How many roads muct a man walk down before thet can call him a man?
If I were a hobby, I would be:-Philately
If I were a habit, I would be:-Cleaning my foot every night!
If I were in an atom, I would be:-an electron
If I were an end, I would be:-want you right next to me.
If I were you, I would be:-happy for myself!