If not for Boo!

If not for you,
Babe, I couldn't find the door,
Couldn't even see the floor,
I'd be sad and blue,
If not for you.

If not for you,
Babe, I'd lay awake all night,
Wait for the mornin' light
To shine in through,
But it would not be new,
If not for you.

If not for you
My sky would fall,
Rain would gather too.
Without your love I'd be nowhere at all,
Oh! What would I do
If not for you.

If not for you,
Winter would have no spring,
Couldn't hear the robin sing,
I just wouldn't have a clue,
Anyway it wouldn't ring true,
If not for you.

"There must be some way out of here," said the joker to the thief,
"There's too much confusion, I can't get no relief.
Businessmen, they drink my wine, plowmen dig my earth,
None of them along the line know what any of it is worth."

"No reason to get excited," the thief, he kindly spoke,
"There are many here among us who feel that life is but a joke.
But you and I, we've been through that, and this is not our fate,
So let us not talk falsely now, the hour is getting late."

All along the watchtower, princes kept the view
While all the women came and went, barefoot servants, too.

Outside in the distance a wildcat did growl,
Two riders were approaching, the wind began to howl.

If I were!

If I were a beginning, I would be:- a new born leaf
If I were a month, I would be: -December
If I were a day of the week, I would be :– Thursday
If I were a time of day, I would be: - Night
If I were a planet, I would be:-Earth
If I were a season, I would be:- Winter
If I were a sea animal, I would be:- Dophin
If I were a direction, I would be:-Parallel
If I were a piece of furniture, I would be:-an old armchair
If I were a sin, I would be:-pride
If I were a liquid, I would be:-raindrops
If I were a fraud/scare, I would be:-"Peter the Cheater"
If I were a gem, I would be:-Jade
If I were a tree, I would be:-Willow
If I were a tool, I would be –a hammer
If I were a flower/plant, I would be:- A red rose
If I were a kind of weather, I would be:-A thunderstorm at night
If I were a musical instrument, I would be:-a guitar
If I were an animal, I would be:- Tiger
If I were an emotion, I would be:-sadness
If I were a vegetable, I would be:-asparagus
If I were a sound, I would be:-the echoes of the distant murmur of civilization
I were an element, I would be:-Water
If I were a car, I would be:-Mercedes Benz
If I were a song, I would be:-Imagine
If I were a food, I would be:-Luchi
If I were a place, I would be:-Calcutta
If I were a material, I would be:-cotton
If I were a taste, I would be:-hot
If I were a scent, I would be:-FCUK!
If I were a religion, I would be:- Knowledge
If I were a sentence, I would be:-life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans.
If I were a body part, I would be:-the eyes.
If I were a facial expression, I would be:-a smile
If I were a subject in college, I would be:-African American poetry
If I were a shape, I would be:-rectangukar
If I were a quantity, I would be:-one lightyears
If I were a colour, I would be:-black
If I were a thing, I would be:-a laptop
If I were a landmass, I would be:-an island in costa rica
If I were a book, I would be:-the little prince
If I were a monument, I would be:-the taj Mahal
If I were an artist, I would be:-a pencil sketcher
If I were a collection of poems, I would be:-"The Four Quartets"
If I were a landscape, I would be:-the foothills of himalayas
If I were a watch, I would be.- Big Ben
If I were God, I would be:-not let humans suffer.
If I were a vowel, I would be: U
If I were a consonant, I would be: N
If I were a formula, I would be:-1/Cos C = Sexy!
If I were a Science, I would be:-Psychology
If I were a theory, I would be:-making every students life painful
If I were a famous person, I would be.:-Albert Einstein
If I were an electronic equipment, I would be:- an amplifier
If I were sport, I would be:-Chess
If I were a movie, I would be:-Aparajito
If I were a cartoon, I would be:-Tintin
If I were an explorer, I would be:-Christopher Columbus
If I were a scientist, I would be:-a member of the White House!
If I were a relation, I would be:-a son
If I were a river, I would be:-Ganga
If I were intoxication, I would be:-turn every dinner party into a serious brawl!
If I were alone, I would be:-lonely
If I were a question, then I would be:-How many roads muct a man walk down before thet can call him a man?
If I were a hobby, I would be:-Philately
If I were a habit, I would be:-Cleaning my foot every night!
If I were in an atom, I would be:-an electron
If I were an end, I would be:-want you right next to me.
If I were you, I would be:-happy for myself!